Ian's rendition of our trip to Yosemite.

"after driving 850 miles, i made it back from yosemite and sequoia/kings
canyon alive and in one piece! phew! not bad for a weekend trip! unlike
all our previous trips, this time we left on friday night and slept up in
fresno [where we were warned by the motel 6 security not to hang around
outside, because there was often driveby shootings, this is all while the
clerk was behind bulletproof glass]. seth and rebecca joined our usual
crew of me, nick and tanya. we got up saturday morning and drove the 90
miles into yosemite, and hiked around waterfalls and stuff till we couldnt
move our bodies. unfortunately this was part of our undoing because seth
got the great idea to swim in the pool above the waterfall [afterall, it
was a hot day and he was hungry for fish] and was quickly sucked over the
top! rebecca decided to jump in to save him and was quickly doing a swan
dive off the top of the waterfall too. tough break! so tanya nick and i
had to climb back down the rocky ledge to identify the bodies with the
park ranger, thats when we saw seth at the bottom through the rangers
binoculars! he was barely alive! but then two black bears at the base of
the waterfall ran in and started ripping his fragile body up like shreds
of paper! turns out that once a bear has a taste of human, they go on
killing rampages through people's tents and stuff never eating fish again
like they should! who knew!

nick would have none of this, so he went down and started hitting the bear
with his backpack and the bear promptly ate off his upper torso leaving
his legs for the other bear who quickly ate those too. all that was left
was me and tanya, so we decided we were done with hiking for a little
while, and headed back to the car and drove home.

the end." - ian


Interesting story. I think its fabricated...hmm.

Pictures to come soon...